England's Women win the Cricket World Cup. Didn't you see the ticker tape and triumphant open top bus parade? Honestly, where were you? Or maybe that'll be next week?
Tune in for the Cycling World Championships, coverage starts on BBC2 at 7pm on Wednesday.
Breaking News: Footballing Teenager re-christened ‘The Hobbit’.
He was curled up in a ball on the sofa, asleep after the game yesterday - all we could see was a pair of dirty feet. They were probably like it before he went football.