Friday 1 August 2008

The Barack Brown AGM 2008

Upon listening to the rest of Geth’s Five Live show today, I couldn’t help laughing when the programme cut to the statement read out by Barack Obama at 10 Downing Street - it sounded like he was reading the minutes from the meeting with Gordon Brown.

Those in Attendance
Barack Obama, Gordon Brown, Security Experts, the World’s Press. That really fat cat, if it’s still there.


Apologies
John McCain, George W. Bush (like that’s ever going to happen)

Barack thanked his host for a wonderful visit, it was lovely to meet the folks and next time though, he’s going first during charades because Gordon is far too good at it now.

The staff of both parties discussed a wide range of topics, including the colour co-ordination of the wives luncheon outfits.

Emphasis was placed on the Special Relationship, since Barack isn’t sure if Gordon prefers marmite or peanut butter.

Climate change was discussed, with both parties agreeing it’s turned out nice again.

Financial markets were reviewed, particularly in the agricultural world and it was decided they’d knock something up out of last night’s leftovers, rather than sending out for a Pizza.

It was decided to try to set up international institutions to solve worldwide issues, so the blame can be shared equally around the world.

Barack stated that the people were worried about gas prices and this was agreed - well, they would be; those staff jollies cost a bloody fortune, don’t they.

On environmental issues, a motion to wake up, walk through the park and smell the flowers was raised and seconded. However, the Prime Minister got a stone in his shoe and this plan was subsequently abandoned.

Any other business was held by the Secuity Experts behind closed doors, in case Tony tried to interrupt again.

The meeting closed when Sarah called them in for dinner.

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