Just dropped Matt off at cricket; he started off in the car with sweatshirt and rain jacket on, by the time we got there he’d managed to take the jacket off and not only that, he’d somehow managed to get the sleeve stuck inside the cricket bat handle.
Now if you’re familiar with the anatomy of a cricket bat, you’ll know that the handle shaft is covered tightly in rubber. So Matt must have rolled it down, put the sleeve in, then rolled it back up again. He looked panic stricken when I stopped and was frantically trying to pull the rubber down again to get his sleeve out. Three guesses who had to do it - and you can imagine what that looked like. I’m just glad I wasn’t parked in front of everyone outside the club house. Honestly.