... bad things to hear on waking up:
“That was a darnce disarrster, darrrling.”
“I say, would a jar of Vaseline help?”
“… four thousand, five thousand, six thousand …PULL.”
“Good evening. Dinner is served. With a nice chianti and some fava beans. Ya ya ya ya yum!”
I know, I've cheated by having four - if there's an overwhelming majority that hates one of them, I'll delete it!