Wednesday, 4 February 2009

3BT: Scenes we’d like to see - Letters ignored by Jim’ll Fixit

Dear Jim, I’m a judge on Strictly Come Dancing and I want to decide the winner - can you fix it for me?

Dear Jim, my husband is having an affair with his secretary and I’ve heard you’re known as ‘The Fixer’, is this true?

Dear Jim, I can‘t get out of my turning because of the snow - do you have a 4x4 I can borrow?

11 comments:

foxy said...

Lol Scatty :o) Particularly like the second one! :o)

Jaye said...

I'm sure you can do better! :)

foxy said...

I think this is the best I can do :o)...

Dear Jim, I have always wanted to meet various legends of the British music industry, but there's one in particular. Can you fix it for me to meet Showaddywaddy?

Dear Jim, it's my turn to be King, but my mum won't let me - can you 'fix' her for me? P.S There's some good quality sausages and shortbread in it for you if that helps.

Dear Jim, Lucky Jack in the 2:30 at Newmarket, can you fix it for me?

Jaye said...

Showaddywaddy eh? That's your secret well and truly out! LOL :)

foxy said...

Actually, I always thought they were rubbish! But the impression from Hugh Dennis on the show was funny :o) I wonder why he doesn't do it anymore?

Scatty said...

I don't remember that! :o Was he singing? *Note to self* DVD for the birthday list. I only ever remember the bits with him and Frankie Boyle, when they're dubbing over a bit of film, I love that. :)

foxy said...

It was a running joke for a couple of series. Every week Hugh Dennis would do an impression of Jimmy Saville saying "do you like the music of...Showaddywaddy?"

Usually in the 'scenes we'd like to see' bit, even if the categories had absolutely nothing whatsoever to do with it he'd squeeze it in. It was hilarious! :o)

I put it in as a reference for the die hard viewers out there ;o)

Jaye said...

And it's all coming back to me now!

Here's another:

Dear Jim,

I broke the bank. Please can you fix it for me.

Kind regards,
Gordon
London SW1A

foxy said...

Lol :o) On that note how about...

Dear Jim, I'm a disgraced, shady and frankly quite idiotic former 'Prince of Darkness' looking to get back in the game, can you fix it for me? A peerage would be nice too! Thanking you in advance,
Mr P. Mandelson

Jaye said...
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Jaye said...

That wouldn't have made any sense and you can't edit!

I said ha ha - but for a moment I thought you're going to talk about Gethin - isn't the Prince of Darkness something Bruno called him? :)