Sunday, 15 June 2008

In the news this week ...

The woman who tried to have her neighour bump off her husband, using the funds from a Home Improvement Loan! There's logic there, from a certain point of view. But how to sell it to the bank?

A pest infestation needs clearing.

New bedroom furniture required.

All the locks need changing.

The patio needs relaying.

Just a few bonafide reasons she could have used ...

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