Showing posts with label Home improvements. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Home improvements. Show all posts

Sunday, 15 June 2008

In the news this week ...

The woman who tried to have her neighour bump off her husband, using the funds from a Home Improvement Loan! There's logic there, from a certain point of view. But how to sell it to the bank?

A pest infestation needs clearing.

New bedroom furniture required.

All the locks need changing.

The patio needs relaying.

Just a few bonafide reasons she could have used ...