I ama astounded - I doughta Michael was alla fita anda raring to go and now dey tell me 'e isa "indisposeda"! A stiffa neck? What isa alla databouta, huh? A stiffa neck? What is he, some kinda wimpa or what? I remember, back ina de daya, gearing up a for a race with my arma ina slinga and running a temperature of 104c - no stamina, dese prima donnas today! Dey need a stint as a mule shoer in de army, datta sorta de men froma de boys, you know whad I’m saying. Mr Baracca senior, he was impresseda wida my bravery and audacity - I'da never beena presented with de prancing horse for being a nancy, you know whad I mean?
And whadda dey doing widda my cars this year anyhows? I'msa gedding a little bitta annoyeda now wid Kimi, he's a Ferrari world champion for crying oudda loud - whassup wid' him? Apart from being a boring bastard, I mean? It wasa ok while 'e was a winning but maybe he a needa some ice shoved down 'is pantsa, huh? Whaddya dink? I'm offa to finda ice bucket ... Ciao, Bella! *Mwah*
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8 comments:
Brilliant! The voice is so strong.
Thank you :-) I love the idea of #blogtakeover day, I may revisit again if you don't mind!
I luva de accent.
I can just hear 'bravery and audacity' in the accent... all those extra vowels - superb!
I knowa now-thing abouta da racing but my sidesa splitting...
... nope, can't do it. You get the chequered flag!
Lol Scatty :o)
Mum thinks I'm mad now - I had to read it aloud (and quite slowly!) to get it...oh dear. Guess that's a fail on brain power :o)
Nice to see someone shares my view on Kimi too! ;o)
thank you :)
Foxy, you can blame it on all those hours in that basement!
Jaye, the idea for blogtakeover was my gift to everyone, so revisit whenever you want.
Great! Lovea the ice shoved downa 'is pantsa! I can't stop thinking in the accent!
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