A couple of weeks ago, Matt complained that his Friday fish school dinner, whilst very nice, didn't have enough chips. After special coaching from dad, he proudly announced that he followed the advice and told the dinner lady:
"Come on, don't be shy, load some more on."
"Please may I have some more?"
"Can I have some more?"
"O.M.G, don't worry about it. Hopefully I'll get me pudding a bit quicker ..."
He reckons even the Head Teacher was laughing, luckily.