In the car, on the way home from school, Matt says:
"We're holding the funeral for the teacher's monkey on Friday."
Oh! Really - the teacher's monkey?
"Yes. It's a big chocolate one she got for Christmas and it's going to be eaten on Friday. She's going to chop the head off and pour contented milk in it ..."
I'll be honest, it took me a minute...
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It's taking me a lot longer than a minute. I don't get it. But I want to!
Okaaaaay! I take it this teacher has an extremely sweet tooth and is intending to pour condensed milk over the chocolate monkey? (That bit makes me feel ever so slightly sick!) Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?!
Julie xx
That's it, condensed milk! Can't believe she's going to do that to the chocolate. I mean, it's chocolate, she'll ruin it!
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