Wednesday, 10 February 2010

The things they say ...

In the car, on the way home from school, Matt says:

"We're holding the funeral for the teacher's monkey on Friday."

Oh! Really - the teacher's monkey?

"Yes. It's a big chocolate one she got for Christmas and it's going to be eaten on Friday. She's going to chop the head off and pour contented milk in it ..."

I'll be honest, it took me a minute...

4 comments:

Xuxana said...

It's taking me a lot longer than a minute. I don't get it. But I want to!

Julie P said...

Okaaaaay! I take it this teacher has an extremely sweet tooth and is intending to pour condensed milk over the chocolate monkey? (That bit makes me feel ever so slightly sick!) Or have I got the wrong end of the stick?!

Julie xx

Jaye said...

That's it, condensed milk! Can't believe she's going to do that to the chocolate. I mean, it's chocolate, she'll ruin it!

オテモヤン said...

オナニー
逆援助
SEX
フェラチオ
ソープ
逆援助
出張ホスト
手コキ
おっぱい
フェラチオ
中出し
セックス
デリヘル
包茎
逆援
性欲