... rejected first lines of great poems:
'Is there anybody there?' said the Traveller
'only, I can do you a nice new driveway - block paving - for under two grand.'
My heart aches and drowsy numbness pains;
remind me not to mix the vodka redbulls with the depth charges.
When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
It'll look fetching with me yellow knickers
Unless I remember the Tena Lady.