I bought a new air freshener for the car. And the one I bought was red, to match the car, because I'm very sad like that. But it was called 'Passion' and promised an exotic aroma, musky, enticing.
Matt opened the door this morning and said: "Phew, smells like my old nursery ..."
Unfortunately, I have to agree - I may as well have hung a kitchen wipe off the mirror.