The things they say

We’re in the car and Wham’s Everything She Wants comes on the radio and Matt says:

“D’you remember that man on X Factor in 2005 who sang this and Louis and Simon walked out and then they came back and they all said no. Cos he was rubbish. And then he got all annoyed and swore at the cameraman and the police took him away?”

Er …no! Amazing memory, my Matt. Anyone else remember that?