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Monday, 2 March 2009

3BT: DO SOMETHING FUNNY FOR MONEY: SCENES WE'D LIKE TO SEE ...

... the worst records in the world ever:

My Stalker Just Cares For Me

Pimp My Bell

Stairway to Attic

Remember I mentioned this last week? If this post ends up with at least 100 comments, either adding your own song title or commenting on someone else’s, I’ll double my donation to Comic Relief. I’ll re-post this link every few days to keep it near the top as we get closer to Comic Relief night - please send it onto anyone you think might contribute. Thank you!

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102 comments:

  1. Anonymous2 March 2009 at 19:51

    How about:

    I Will Always Hate You

    I Kissed A Frog

    Relight My Boiler

    I'm Too Smelly

    Actually I like the last one, can hear it my head - 'I'm too smelly for my shirt, too smelly for my shirt, so smelly it hurts...(my eyes that is!)' lol :o)

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  2. Anonymous3 March 2009 at 09:57

    Is it just me and Scatty out there?

    How about:

    Walking On Puddles

    Small Spender

    Mud Is All Around Me

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  3. Throg Niemand3 March 2009 at 13:04

    I Left My Heart in Chequers Carpark
    Daggy Boy
    We Are The Champignons
    Every Thing I do (I Do It For You)
    Worms (are all I have ...)
    Always a Wombat
    Septicemia (It's just one of those things you put down to experience)
    Bohemian Raddishes
    Ballroom Gitz
    Untuned Melody
    Scabrous Fair

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  4. Marilyn Simpson3 March 2009 at 17:56

    How about my fav Bob Dylan tracks:

    Mr. Tangerine Man

    On the Toad again

    It's alright,Ma (Im only weeing)

    If you see her, say Jello!

    Sunny day women

    Sad - eyed lady of Telly Tubby Land

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  5. Jaye3 March 2009 at 20:33

    Keep 'em coming - loving Relight my Boiler, Bohemmian Raddishes and would love to meet the sad-eyed lady of telly tubby land! lol. :)

    dance classics ...

    Two Can Play that Recorder
    P*ss in the Valley

    I think I'm going to have to start emailing people! Or I could just save myself a tenner!

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  6. Anonymous4 March 2009 at 16:30

    Some dance inspired ones especially for you Scatty! :o)

    Let's Down Ten Stellas and Dance

    Blame It On The Bogie

    Funky Gibbon Slide

    Dancing Spleen

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  7. Anonymous4 March 2009 at 16:33

    Almost forgot - another dance one inspired by the Hollyoaks group on Saturday, how about:

    Shoeloose? :o)

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  8. Anonymous4 March 2009 at 16:58

    How about some Michael Buble based ones :o)

    Marsdance

    It Had Better Be Next Tuesday

    You Look Hideous Tonight - (a particularly romantic version of the original there)

    Save The Last Rolo For Me - anyone who loved you would surely?! :o)

    Feeling Homicidal

    Always On My Darkroom Wall


    This thread is going to get to 100 posts! Even if 90 of them are from me...making me look slightly like a crazed stalker, but hey, it's for charity, so that's ok by me lol :o)

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  9. Anonymous4 March 2009 at 20:18

    Helena Says:

    Wake me up before I go go!

    It must have been lard!

    Like a Moomin!

    American Pie & Mash!

    Twist & Gout!

    Ring of Fire...(think about it!)

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  10. Anonymous4 March 2009 at 20:32

    You do make me chuckle foxy!

    It must have been lard - American Pie and Mash - you're going to fit right in here Helena, I'm a complete foodie - and desperate to get some chocolate inspired ones in!

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  11. Anonymous4 March 2009 at 20:43

    I've decided to theme my posts and see how many themes I can get through :o) I've done Disco and Buble, how about children's and novelty songs:

    Mr Blotto - (which frankly that pink monstrosity with yellow spots could easily have been most of the time!)

    Bob the Cowboy, Can We Fix It?...yeah, but we're gonna charge you ten times the normal price. You can't tell I'm bitter about these people or anything can you? ;o)

    Is This The Way To Ashford - one for the locals there :o)

    Crazy Frog...oh no wait that really did exist didn't it? And it WAS one of the worst songs ever unleashed upon the public, what a coincidence! Lol :o)

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  12. Anonymous4 March 2009 at 20:53

    A few geographical ones:

    From Rotherham With Love

    Newport Pagnell - no one bothered to name it twice...wonder why :o)

    Kids In Aberdeen

    Bognor Dreaming

    That's my lot for today I think Scatty - getting worried I might be taking over a bit :o)

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  13. Jaye4 March 2009 at 21:33

    It's lovely having someone so inspired - hopefuly it'll encourage a few more! :)

    How about:

    I Second That Motion

    Can You feel The Force: Grand Jedi Master Flash (actually, I’d probably buy that one)

    Fred Goodwin - Money in My Pocket

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  14. Anonymous5 March 2009 at 11:09

    Morning all :o) Been trying to make some chocolate ones Scatty, but that's quite hard actually. I'm struggling beyond the one I've already suggested :o/ So here's some 80's classics to tide you over:

    Holding Back Your Ears

    Everybody Wants To Rule The Remote

    Don't Lick Me This Way - nice image that lol ;o)

    99 Red Party Poppers - though I know you're not a fan of the original anyway Scatty :o)

    Cohesive On Your Hands

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  15. Anonymous5 March 2009 at 14:26

    Elvis Presley songs:

    Love Me Tenderloin

    In The Gazebo

    Greenhouse Rock

    Senile Minds

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  16. Anonymous5 March 2009 at 16:54

    A colleague of mine (big it up for Gemma - Woo!) has given me another Elvis one:

    Backbreak Hotel

    We like! :o)

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  17. Jaye5 March 2009 at 19:24

    Must bring Trish's ones forward:

    Ass in Bucket
    Lady Chutney
    :)

    Love the Elvis ones foxy!

    Totally random:

    Son of one of the Fathers - Karen Matthews

    When Doves Poo

    Somebody Else's Pie.

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  18. Anonymous6 March 2009 at 10:02

    Lady Chutney - lol tell Trish that's a good one :o)

    Here's a few Michael Jackson ones:

    Smooth Caramel

    Mud Song

    Naughty - 'I'm naughty, I'm naughty, really really naughty...' Actually that sounds a bit wrong doesn't it?! ;o)

    I Just Can't Stop Stalking You

    Rock My Hammock

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  19. Marilyn Simpson6 March 2009 at 20:27

    Some Tom Petty ones:

    Anything thats cheese and roll

    Into the great wide oven

    Mary Jane's last donut

    Running down the cream

    Something in the chair

    Free ballin'

    Here comes my Gorilla

    Learning to flee

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  20. Jaye6 March 2009 at 22:51

    More food Marilyn! I could really go for a cream donut now, lol.

    Foxy - Matt was asking who was singing on the radio (Michael Jackson)and Dad said: The most famous pop singer in the world. And Matt says: Michael Buble!
    I haven't been brainwashing him, I truly haven't :D

    More randomness:

    Back Together Again - Chris Brown and Rihanna

    You’re Lying - Sir Freddy G vs UKFI ft. G.Bro. (That might take some working out!)

    Smoke on the Hob

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  21. Anonymous7 March 2009 at 19:54

    WooHoo Scatty! *high fives to noone* We have another convert in Matt, next up Brad! I know he's a teen, but it could happen...in another lifetime lol ;o)

    Having major brainfreeze day, so got little to offer other than these classic love songs:

    How Do I Lie

    Nothing Compares To Me (and we all know some men have actively thought this don't we ladies?!)

    Unbreak My Vase

    Gargoyles - don't see why angels should be the only beings to get a mention lol :o)

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  22. Jaye8 March 2009 at 15:18

    Still on form foxy! Like I say - individually from now on or we'll never make it!


    Rock classic, by the same bloke who did Nothing Compares ...

    Everything You Do, You Do It For Me.

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  23. Jaye8 March 2009 at 15:18

    Dancing Tight - Ashley Cole (You may have to think about that one)

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  24. Jaye8 March 2009 at 15:20

    Motown classic, revived in the eighties ...

    Wherever I Lay My Hat, That’s My Hat Stand

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  25. Jaye8 March 2009 at 15:20

    Salt 'n' Peppers finest ...

    Let’s Talk About Desks.

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  26. Jaye8 March 2009 at 15:21

    I Guess That’s Why They Call it the Bruise - it deserves a proper mention!

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  27. Anonymous8 March 2009 at 19:00

    Like the reference to the bruise Scatty :o) COME ON DONAL!! oh sorry, wrong thread lol ;o)

    How about some ABBA ones inspired by me listening to their music in the car today:

    Take A Chance On Tea

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  28. Anonymous8 March 2009 at 19:01

    Or...

    I Have A Bream

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  29. Anonymous8 March 2009 at 19:03

    Or...

    O.N.O (A much better title than S.O.S I'm sure you'll agree)

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  30. Anonymous8 March 2009 at 19:08

    Or finally...

    Thank You For The Museli - another food reference for you Scatty, though not as tasty as some of the ones we've already had :o)

    We're nearly a third of the way there - we can do this Scatty I have every faith! :o)

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  31. Jaye8 March 2009 at 22:49

    Brilliant Abba songs, lol. I'm having a topical moment...

    Green Onions - Heston Blumenthal

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  32. Jaye8 March 2009 at 22:50

    from the walrus of love ...

    You’re the worst, the last, you’re nothing.

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  33. Jaye8 March 2009 at 22:52

    one for the trade unionists ...


    Deadlock Over Pay

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  34. Jaye8 March 2009 at 22:52

    Aerosmith rock ballad

    I Don’t Wanna Miss the Bus

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  35. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 10:16

    Can't get You're the worst, the last, you're nothing out of my head now! :o)

    A few of my favourite 60's songs:

    You've Lost That Loony Feeling

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  36. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 10:31

    Sorry got distracted by work colleagues - how dare they?! ;o)

    Say A Voodoo Chant For You

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  37. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 10:32

    Heard It On The Tomato Vine

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  38. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 10:33

    What Becomes Of The Broken Footed

    Love the original of this - Jimmy Ruffin classic! Really good for singing too in your loudest voice when you're crying your eyes out lol :o)

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  39. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 10:44

    Dancing In The Shower

    Admit it people, we've all done this at some point....and fallen over because the floor of the shower is wet doh! :o)

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  40. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 15:41

    A few more 60's greats:

    Mr Tuba Man

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  41. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 15:41

    Eddie Floyd classic...

    Knock On Door

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  42. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 15:43

    Tremeloes

    Silence Is Awkward - especially on a first date! :o)

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  43. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:53

    I think I need to send a search party into that basement for you! Do your colleagues know what a talent they have down there? :)

    I've got some chocolate inspired ones ...

    Careless Wispa

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  44. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:54

    Lovin' You by Minnie RIPPLEton ...

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  45. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:54

    Milky Way and Alcohol

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  46. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:55

    Corinne Baily Rae makes her first appearance ..

    Choux Pastry Eclair

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  47. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:57

    Lionel Ritchie ...

    Stuck on Glue

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  48. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:57

    All Night Pong

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  49. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:58

    For a jolly good singalong ...

    Love Snack

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  50. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:58

    Midnight at the Oasis Kebab shop

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  51. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:59

    Nights on Stratford Broadway

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  52. Jaye9 March 2009 at 18:59

    more Corinne ..

    Put Your Pants Back On.

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  53. Jaye9 March 2009 at 21:59

    Trouble Stalking ...

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  54. Jaye9 March 2009 at 22:03

    We Have all the Slime In the World

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  55. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 22:20

    *sigh* Sadly my talents are undiscovered ;o)

    You've been busy this evening I see Scatty and pushed us past the halfway mark - WooHoo! That goal of 100 is creeping ever closer :o)

    Loving Careless Wispa! One of my fav chocolate bars too! Lol :o)

    A few Queen songs:

    The Milktary Man - another chocolate reference just for you Scatty :o)

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  56. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 22:21

    Oops...my proof reading skills strike again that should read

    The Milktray Man

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  57. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 22:22

    I Want To Eat Galaxy

    More chocolate, only slightly more contrived this time. Had to squeeze and extra syllable in :o/

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  58. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 22:24

    It's A Kind Of Mars Bar

    That's a bit better than the last one :o)

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  59. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 22:25

    Flake Will Be Flake

    Chocolate overload!

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  60. Anonymous9 March 2009 at 22:28

    KitKat Queen

    Who'd a thought so many chocolate bars would fit into Queen hits?! :o) Hope you enjoyed my efforts Scatty lol ;o)

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  61. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:00

    Love love love the choccie ones!

    Your Resistance is Low - The Borg

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  62. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:01

    I'm Every Ladyboy

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  63. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:01

    Have You Met Miss Whiplash?

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  64. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:02

    You've got that queasy Feeling

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  65. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:02

    Sven (the two of us need look no more ) - Ulrika Jonsson

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  66. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:03

    An appearance from Cliff ...

    Shove it

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  67. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:03

    Beyonce ...

    If I were a toy

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  68. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:04

    A challenge for you Foxy - Musicals

    from the sound of music -

    My Favourite Bling

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  69. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 20:16

    Ooh good challenge Scatty :o)

    How about:

    Flake Glorious Flake - (another chocolate one for you)

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  70. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 20:21

    From Phantom Of The Opera:

    Music of the Nightclub

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  71. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 20:21

    From Mamma Mia:

    The Robber Takes It All

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  72. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 20:23

    From Les Miserables:

    Scapegoat Of The House

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  73. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 20:24

    From My Fair Lady:

    Get Me To The Pub On Time

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  74. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 20:25

    From Chicago:

    All That Jam

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  75. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 20:27

    From Hairspray:

    Good Morning Broadmoor

    Nearly three quaers there Scatty! :o)

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  76. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 20:30

    Oh for heavens sake!! Proof reading girl, PROOF READING! It's not that hard - quarter, not quaer!

    I give up on myself sometimes, I really do :o)

    And now we are three quarters there Scatty :o)

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  77. Jaye10 March 2009 at 20:37

    WOOHOO! You've surpassed yourself! Thank you! :)

    No pressure for me then - I'm off to seek out more musicals. Or anything really! Be nice to do it before they close on Friday night!

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  78. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 22:03

    There's 2 days yet - we can do it easy! :o)

    You just happened to pick a topic that suits me perfectly - I LOVE musicals!! Have been fortunate enough to see many in London over the years...am strating to run out of new ones to see! Lol :o)

    From Wicked:

    Drinking Through Life - (the original is Dancing Through Life for anyone who doesn't know the musical)

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  79. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 22:03

    From Beauty and The Beast:

    Be Our Gardener

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  80. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 22:05

    From We Will Rock You (which I suppose is technically just more Queen songs):

    Who Wants To Diet Forever

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  81. Anonymous10 March 2009 at 22:06

    From Starlight Express:

    Flake Is Great - just can't get that particular chocolate bar out of my mind lol :o)

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  82. Anonymous11 March 2009 at 18:47

    From Me and My Girl:

    Doing The Lambrusco Walk

    On another note - my tickets for Ian and Camilla came today Scatty :o) Says table 6 on the back - is that the same as yours?

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  83. Anonymous11 March 2009 at 18:48

    From West Side Story:

    I Feel Peckish

    Just about sums me up perfectly that one ;o)

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  84. Jaye11 March 2009 at 21:16

    Yep, table 6 - I got mine too!

    James and Nelly ...

    Broken bed springs

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  85. Jaye11 March 2009 at 21:17

    Abba ...

    Pooper Scooper

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  86. Jaye11 March 2009 at 21:19

    and one to let the Tom and Cam haters know exactly how I feel ...

    I'm all out of smug

    BBC forum poll - 66%
    Digital Spy - Number one overall fave couple
    Yahoo poll - 78%

    Yay for the rule of the silent majority! I love it when a plan comes together ;)

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  87. Jaye11 March 2009 at 21:21

    Continuing the theme ...
    Diana Ross

    Smug Hangover

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  88. Jaye11 March 2009 at 21:22

    Wet Wet Wet

    Sweet Little Potato (feeling a little peckish myself!)

    nearly there!

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  89. Anonymous11 March 2009 at 21:53

    WooHoo! The silent majority rules! :o)

    New theme - Elton John

    I'm Still Scoffing (can't seem to get food out of my head tonight lol)

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  90. Anonymous11 March 2009 at 21:55

    Goodbye Yellow Brick Lego

    Blimey, I should be able to do better than that shouldn't I!

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  91. Anonymous11 March 2009 at 21:57

    Don't Go Breaking My Fridge

    More food references!

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  92. Anonymous11 March 2009 at 21:59

    Crocodile Swamp

    I seem to have lost my ability to think Scatty, I do apologise. Will keep trying :o)

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  93. Anonymous11 March 2009 at 22:01

    Last attempt for Elton...

    Diet Seems To Be The Hardest Word

    He he, I like that one, about time I thought of a funny one :o)

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  94. Marilyn Simpson12 March 2009 at 16:11

    Sheryl Crow songs:

    Everyday is a winding ode

    Sleeve Mcqueen?

    It's so sleazy

    Soak up the pun

    My favourite milkshake

    If it makes you snappy

    It don't squirt

    All I wanna do is have cream buns.

    Counting Crows:

    When I dream of marshmellows

    Im not peeping :)

    Another horsemans booze

    All my pens

    Mr. Moans

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  95. Jaye12 March 2009 at 22:27

    Hee hee Marilyn - love the Sheryl Crow ones - yet more foodie ones, what are we like!

    Calamity Jane - Walnut Whip-crack-away

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  96. Jaye12 March 2009 at 22:27

    Oklahoma?

    Surrey with a flake on top ..

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  97. Jaye12 March 2009 at 22:28

    Saturday Night Fever time ...

    You Should Be Snacking

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  98. Jaye12 March 2009 at 22:28

    Chocolate inferno

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  99. Anonymous12 March 2009 at 22:36

    Ooh chocolate inferno - do ya know, I think I could just eat one of those now! ;o)

    A bit of randomness (is that a word?) to finish off this thread Scatty :o)

    Crashing Cars

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  100. Anonymous12 March 2009 at 22:38

    Cyndi Lauper classic:

    Girls Just Wanna Have Chocolate - and god ain't that the truth!? ;o)

    100 posts! WooHoo Scatty we did it! :o)

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  101. Anonymous12 March 2009 at 22:57

    WOOOOOHOOOOO! And it didn't take that long did it? Thanks to Throg, Marilyn and Helena but it was mostly your doing Foxy, you were brilliant!

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  102. Anonymous13 March 2009 at 10:30

    You're very welcome Scatty :o) And I hope Comic Relief is too! :o)

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